May 12, 2013
@ 1:58 AM

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heyitsemele:

ssteampunkachu:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

holy shit that’s really rad

Bitchin’.

May 09, 2013
@ 2:57 PM

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holynipples:

holynipples:

my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up

i have a brain tumor

May 09, 2013
@ 2:57 PM

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trvsh:

my mom and I have been watching this and laughing for like five minutes

May 08, 2013
@ 11:58 PM

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foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

May 07, 2013
@ 12:37 PM

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rizzoliandislestfln:

True statement is true.

May 07, 2013
@ 12:35 PM

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janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

Puns like that could get you in

give it a

Yeah I think the joke might be falling

This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

Come on people lets act

Harry Potter Friday Parody by The Hillywood Show® (by JckSparrow)